Attention gum chewers
If you are one of many gum chewers who chew with your mouth open, SHUT YOUR DAMN PIE HOLE. I do not need to hear you smacking your gum. I don’t care if it’s fruity or if you need it because you inhaled that garlic infused Limburger cheese onion cake for lunch, I don’t want to hear or see it. Close your mouth and breathe through your nose instead of acting like a 14 year old ADD Halo player on X-Box Live.
Thank you. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
July 24th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
*nothing is heard except the sound of furious chewing*