Attention gum chewers

If you are one of many gum chewers who chew with your mouth open, SHUT YOUR DAMN PIE HOLE. I do not need to hear you smacking your gum. I don’t care if it’s fruity or if you need it because you inhaled that garlic infused Limburger cheese onion cake for lunch, I don’t want to hear or see it.  Close your mouth and breathe through your nose instead of acting like a 14 year old ADD Halo player on X-Box Live.

Thank you.  You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

One Response to “Attention gum chewers”

  1. Curtis Says:

    *nothing is heard except the sound of furious chewing*

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