The new coach of the Calgary Flames is…

…Mike Keenan.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

*breathe*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

In other news, today a bird got sucked into an intake valve of the building where I work. All that remained was a few feathers (my complete amateur opinion is that it was a seagull) floating around. My co-worker piped up, “does anyone smell bird?” I’m pretty sure we WILL start smelling bird if they don’t take it out soon. I don’t think the staff at Harbour Centre is as slow as Facilities Management at SFU, otherwise the building’s gonna rank up over the weekend.

One Response to “The new coach of the Calgary Flames is…”

  1. Eunice Says:

    Dude! So awesome! I can’t believe that you guys sucked in a ring-billed gull… priceless!

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