The Penalty Box

I don’t know if you’ve lived here long, I can’t tell. You don’t dress like a flaming Honger or others of that ilk. In case you didn’t know, it rains a lot in this part of Canada. You obviously are prepared, given that you have an umbrella. However, it does appear that you need some sort of training in the operation of such a device. I know it can sometimes be complicated, especially if you have the mental capacity of a six year old (maybe your mother drank during her pregnancy, I don’t know). But here’s a tip: when you are sitting down, don’t sweep your umbrella over the seats in front of and beside you. Rain makes things wet, and your umbrella is no exception. In making this retarded move, you have just soaked three seats and flung water onto another two. People need to sit there, dumbass, and it’s not going to help their mood to have to sit on a wet seat when the weather gods are attempting to create the second coming of the Great Flood. Close your umbrella and wrap it up before you sit down instead of flinging water everywhere because you’re too incompetent to put away your umbrella properly.

Yours in contempt,
Eugene

Do any of you have irritating public transit stories? If so, do share. I know not all the transit misfits are residing in my neck of the woods.

On a lighter note, I found this little gem after watching Just For Laughs. This is for fans of Queen and classic rock.

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