Archive for November, 2006

A snow day of sorts

Today I had somewhat of a snow day myself. Around 1:30 the office manager e-mailed everyone and said there was a traffic advisory. The boss decided to send us home before the roads got so bad that the buses stopped running. My work day ended around 2pm today. The roads were pretty bad, as evidenced by the traffic crawl even in early afternoon. It’s kinda sad how a few inches of snow cause a traffic advisory because the roads suck so much. One of my co-workers mentioned as such, because he’s from Calgary. The thing is, “Vancouver” and “snow preparedness” go together like “Calgary” and “not sucking.” I didn’t say that to him, but I basically gave my condolences that he was born in Calgary. Yeah, I’m mean, but he’s an Albertan. To me, that’s almost as bad as being from Ontario.

Speaking of people in Ontario, Bishnu (who “claims” to be a Canuck fan) and I had this discussion a few days ago:

Joe Geek: dude the ontario cold snap lasts a few months
Joe Geek: -35 weather hits in january
bishnu: DON’T CRUSH MY DREAMS
Joe Geek: your fault for moving to goddamn ontario
bishnu: hey at least a hockey team in this province won a stanley cup in the last half-century
bishnu: *sigh*
Joe Geek: did you just praise the leafs?
bishnu: OH GOD HOW DID IT HAPPEN
bishnu: BACK TO THERAPY FOR BISHNU

You may commence mocking him.  Not as if you needed a reason to mock Bishnu, but this should give you some extra incentive.

Of name misspellings and snow

I really don’t know why this is, but whenever someone misspells my name, they always spell it “Eugine” (well, aside from the poor phonetic “Yu-jean” or similar attempts, but those happened to my classmates when I was bloody 7).  Is this common? Because I have never seen this spelling anywhere, ever.  It’s too close to “engine,” and one does not pronouce that word “en-jeen.”  Not properly pronounced anyways.  So what makes people put an “i” in the middle of my name? In what word is “gine” pronounced “jeen?” Is my name really that hard to spell? I suppose these are the same people that find it difficult to spell “Chin” as well.  Maybe my Chinese blood radiates some sort of misspell aura, because I sure as hell can’t figure out why a name spelled “ene” everywhere else is spelled “ine” because people have to guess.

It’s snowing right now, the first time I’ve seen snow off a mountain this early in years.  I expect the ground crew up at SFU to be terribly slow with the plowing and salting as usual.  Then again, the rest of the Lower Mainland isn’t exactly on the ball with the whole snow thing either.  It’s like everyone panics and takes three times as long to make decisions.  Get the bloody plows and salt trucks out there you nitwits.  Ah, bureaucracy, what won’t you screw up?

I imagine the ski hills are rather fantastic right now.  It’s a shame I don’t hold any interest whatsoever in skiing/snowboarding, because I’d probably be a lot more excited about snow than I am right now.  As such, I’m closer to annoyed than anything else because it’ll make the trip out to the bus station more complicated than normal.  At least the train isn’t bothered by snow.  On the plus side, I’ll need to bring my camera to work.  I’m pretty sure that from the 26th floor, I’ll have some fantastic shots of a snow-graced cityscape.  I can see GM Place, BC Place and Science World from my office, and the other day I saw the coolest looking rainbow.  I really ought to bring my camera more often.

Frugality vs. Materialism: The Battle Within

Controlling my inner urge to buy shiny (or just plain cool) things was always easy.  I was a student, without any means of a regular income aside from 8 month co-op stints.  Tuition needed to be paid, as did books.  The ever rising cost of both pretty much put most of my irrational spending ideas on the backburner.  Ever the financially conscious planner, I tucked away most of what I earned to be put towards paying for my degree.

That, however, is over.  I’m done school and now have a regular income in a job.  My only real constant expenditure is my monthly transit pass along with some money I’m giving my parents while I live at home.  Not too big a deal.  I know that when I move out I’ll definitely have more things to pay for like food, rent, living amenities and some savings that will eventually be put towards the ownership of living quarters.  I bought some RRSPs, so I suppose the financial planner in me hasn’t vanished.  The steady income does let me lean towards the “let’s buy shiny things!” side of my brain.  Things that include:

  • A console system of some sort (Wii or Xbox 360)
  • A new desktop computer
  • A vintage Canucks jersey (Luongo or a Sedin)
  • A vintage Sabres jersey (Drury or Briere)
  • A 2004 Team Canada Sakic jersey
  • A Sharks Cheechoo jersey
  • A Capitals Ovechkin jersey

I’ve managed to give myself reasons not to buy these things.  The first one I’m not buying because of the accessories required.  The Wii looks more attractive, but the Wii-mote + nunchuk are $60 combined and the games are about $60 each.  But the gameplay looks really cool.  The 360 console is kinda pricy, the controllers are $60 and the games are $70.  But Gears of War, Dead Rising and NHL ‘07 look pretty sweet.  The second one there’s probably no getting around.  That will most likely come in the new year sometime, and I’ll be changing my 5 year old desktop into my file/web server and retiring my P2 server.  The rest…well, I’ve bought two jerseys this year already so I can’t really justify buying more.  I won’t be able to stop this outright, it’s a disease I swear.  The “you need to pay tuition and you have no income” vaccine is gone.  The “you need to pay rent” vaccine isn’t ready yet and the “you need to save” vaccine is easily worn down with the “you can plan around it” mutation.  Maybe I can keep it down to one a year.

With Bishnu getting a digital camera, Trevor getting a DSLR and a host of other people getting Macbooks and Macbook Pros, the itch to spend money is growing.  Mind you, Christmas is around the corner, so I’ll have to go shopping at some point to get stuff for the family.  Maybe that Sakic McFarlane figure will tide me over for now.

Ooo…shiny things to buy on TV.  I should stop watching TV.

Bottled water frenzy

Unless you haven’t drank water in the last week and have been living under a rock, you’re aware of the boil water advisory for the Lower Mainland. This sparked a surge of stupidity as people rushed to Costco, Superstore, Wal-Mart, et al to get their hands on bottled water. It was pretty ridiculous as people pushed and shoved to buy flats of water. Keep in mind this was a “boil water” advisory, not a “we have no water” advisory. So it takes a little longer and a little more effort for you to drink water. And okay, it tastes a little funnier because of the higher than normal amount of sediment. Do you really have act like a complete jackass to buy “cleaner” water?

It amazes me how gullible people are about bottled water. That it’s “cleaner” than tap water, and “safer.” I don’t think these people really realize that BC water is some of the cleanest on the damn planet and that most of the time, bottled water is filled with more crap (literally and figuratively) than tap water from BC pipes. I’d recommend people to watch Penn & Teller’s Bullshit! episode on bottled water if you haven’t already. That “spring water” doesn’t even come from a spring, and the source may surprise you.

Global interviewed at least one level-headed woman, who remarked how crazy it was that people were acting so stupid about a boil water advisory. She then asked what would happen if we had an earthquake and didn’t have water at all. To paraphrase the great Bender, we’d be boned.

On another note, I had forgotten to watch the Mercer Report on Hallowe’en where he visited Stephen Harper on 24 Sussex Drive. I found the clip on Google Video. It was obviously all scripted, because Harper is not that funny or charismatic. At least it shows he has a sense of humour though, because he did go along with it. Probably trying to score points with the younger voters, many of whom see him as Dubya’s distant cousin. I see it the other way though…Dubya seems more like Harper’s retarded distant cousin who gets to play with a real gun while Stephen gets the air-zooka.

I found more!

I present to you: “Angry Fast Food Clerk,” “Angry Janitor,” “Your Mother Wears Red Army Boots,” and “Angry French Canadian Taxi Driver.”  So awesome.

It’s almost cheered me up given the Canucks’ current funk.  The Giants are doing well though, and the Lions are in the Grey Cup.  At least the other Vancouver-based teams are doing well.

Hooray for old hockey commercials!

Nike always had pretty good hockey commercials. This is one of the older ones, a series of goaltender commercials ranging from “robbing a bank with a skate” and “prank calling Sergei Federov.” Here’s “Die Maple Leaf Die.”

On this Rememberance Day

This is a rather serious and somber entry. If you’re looking to be entertained, please head elsewhere on the Internet.

The first time Rememberance Day actually meant something to me was when I was 14. Previously, Rememberance Day was something I knew had to do with war, but nothing really I knew about. History lessons in school up to that point were all about early Canadian history (ie confederation), social aspects of political issues and early scientific discoveries. Nothing really gave me an idea of what Rememberance Day was all about or what it was for.

Grade 9 came around, and there was an assignment in Humanities (English and Social Studies combined because the school was poor or just cheap). It was to find examples of poetry and write one poem of your own on a certain topic. Death was my topic. Harsh, I suppose, but given how certain it is in life, it was easy to find writing on it. I stumbled upon this poem, which basically started my interest in 20th century history and the wars that took place during it. It is a poem written by Wilfred Owen, perhaps one of the most famous poems that came out of the First World War.

Dulce Et Decorum Est

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of disappointed shells that dropped behind.

GAS! Gas! Quick, boys!– An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime.–
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,–
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.


The last line translates as: “What an honour it is to die for one’s country.” It holds some merit. Those soldiers didn’t die for the flags sewn on their uniforms, they died for the people living in the countries those flags represent. I never really realized that until I studied the World Wars in depth. I began to see the brutality of war the day I read that poem. The chlorine gas, heavier than air, dropping into the trenches in World War I, resulting in a more painful death than the machine gun bullets when they all went over the top.From shell shock to major physical injury to permanent psychological damage, the toll was horrific. The men and women that served deserve more gratitude than we can give them. I don’t mean to sound like Don Cherry or even like an old fogey shaking a broom on his porch, but I’ll be damned if I don’t want to slap every mouthy teenager who won’t SHUT THE FUCK UP during a Rememberance Day ceremony 2 minutes of silence. Almost makes me want to throw them in the middle of the conflicts in the Middle East just to give them a smidgen of what the experience was even like for any war veteran. But that would be rather un-Christian of me to wish that kind of thing on others. Doesn’t make me want to slap some freaking sense into them any less.It’s odd because I don’t have a grandfather that fought in any wars. I don’t have family members that served in the military. The closest I have was an uncle that joined a British civilian militia-like detatchment in Hong Kong while it was still a British colony. I never had combat war stories from my grandparents, only the huddling inside bomb shelters praying for the Almighty’s protection as the Japanese stormed through parts of China. No, my interest in this chapter of history, and of this day, come from my interest in the human condition. And the question “why?”, because often that is the most important question to ask.
I’m always rather serious on this day of the year. It drove me to study more history, to learn why things happened the way they did. It’s why I have a history minor on my BSc. I am appalled at the stores that try to capitalize on this day to boost sales. It’s the one holiday that never was commercialized, and yet it slowly seems to be. I don’t even think there should be Hockey Night In Canada tonight. But I don’t control these things, and not everyone shares my point of view. I control what I can, and that’s myself, and I remember.
I hope you do too.

Damn money grubbing alumni association

Convocation was a mere month ago and already I’m getting e-mails and magazines telling me about what great things the alumni association is up to.  All of this, of course, is merely a farcical cover to solicit donations.  Tuition went up by more than 200% during my time at SFU, the President can’t make the effort to change his speech for the two convocations a year he has to do and the giant misappropriation of funds don’t exactly make me want to contribute money.  They took enough of it for my degree.

There was a group of 40-something year old women on the train today talking about pole dancing.  Once the topic of leg shaving came up, I cranked the volume of my iPod and tried to let the Mighty Mighty Bosstones erase that entire conversation from my memory.  I have to say, as bad as that was, at least it’s not a bunch of high school twits with suffocating perfume talking about who is a slut, what boy they find cute and using “like” every second word.

The Canucks are playing a game where Ohlund represents 78% of the NHL experience the defence core has.  Injuries suck.