The Penalty Box

• Why are the most proficient can collecting hobos old Chinese women?
• Why are some of those hobos not actually hobos?
• Why would one use the speaker phone feature on her cell phone and then cover her mouth while talking to the person on the other end?
• When did wearing two polo shirts, one on top of the other, become a fashion trend?
• Speaking of polo shirts, how does “popping the collar” (I think that’s the term) look good? I think it looks retarded.
• When did puke green become fashionable again?
• Why does it feel wrong to think about dating younger girls? In the 2-4 year range younger.  Stupid Benton and his “cradle robbing” theory.
• Why can’t I pull multiple late nights in a row anymore? Does two years really make that much of a difference in the energy department?
• How the hell is the helium balloon I got for convocation still floating two and a half weeks later?
• Why are grad photos a pain in the ass? Okay I just hate the makeup part.  I’m still bitter from my high school grad pictures.
• Why do the Canucks have to give me heart attacks this year? And why does that build enough excitement to make me love the game even more?
• Why is Elias sucking when I took him with my second pick in one of my pools?
• Why the hell are none my players getting special teams goals in the hockey pool I run?
• Why does time seem to go a lot faster now that I’m working?

Questions to wonder why.  I hope that didn’t sound too whiny.  Hurr.  I made a funny.